struggling to work
but not really in the mood.
instead, just fake it

What happened?

Even I forgot
About this haiku war stuff
Let's beat a dead horse!

justin still posts here?
what happened to everyone?
this used to be cool

Reasons To Like Sports II

Kobe being clutch
Lakers playing like a team
Cry Tim Thomas, cry!

Reasons To Like Sports

Kobe dunks on Nash
The Clippers owning Denver
I hate Jeff Weaver

Ask Me About Picking Losing Teams!

Picked UCLA,
And like USC, they lost!
Let me curse your teams!

Spring Cleaning

I had one week off
I gamed a little, ate lots
Now it's time to clean

Mmm, Thin Mints

You just can't pass up
A Girl Scout Cookie table
Or you'll make them cry

ACUI 2006

It's that time again
Racking up and running out
In the LBC

Oh No, Team America!

What, no Michelle Kwan?
My Olympics are ruined!
I want a refund!

Grammy's? LOL

Where overplayed songs,
Game show winners and U2
Win crappy awards

Super Bowl XL more like LOL

I picked the Seahawks
And naturally they lost
Because I picked them

Back To The Grind

Classes are okay
Admissions and records suck
Hot anthro majors

Two Years Later, Still Feels The Same

Switching majors late
The pressure to graduate
I want to go nuts

Browser 404'd!
Inferior AIM
cannot handle links.

Happy New Year's!

It is hard to put
A whole year's worth in haiku
So I guess I won't. :)

Happy Holidays!

I just ate all the
Milk and cookies for Santa
Hey, I was hungry

What I'm Doing Right Now

Final? Discrete Math?
I'd rather watch the old school
Dukes of Hazzard, yo.

Just Friends

Amy Smart is cute
Van Wilder is in it
My life paralleled

A Time for Thanks!

Hey, I smell turkey
Get your hands off, that's my piece!
Happy Thanksgiving!